- [chatter on police radio]
- Detective Harris: Well, what do you think?
- Detective Deitrich: I think that in my next life I'm gonna come back as a movie star.
- Detective Harris: Yeah, Look out, gay porn.
- Detective Deitrich: Rim shot.
- Detective Harris: Yeah, that could be your name. So what, some movie star lives here?
- Detective Deitrich: Yes, Veronica Deane. Don- don't you remember? She's a person of interest in the other murder we're working.
- Detective Harris: No shit.
- Detective Deitrich: Wait, what are you- We were just questioning her ten hours ago! *He* was her alibi.
- Detective Harris: You like her?
- Detective Deitrich: As an actress or for this homicide?
- Detective Harris: Both.
- Detective Deitrich: Loved her in Shanghai Moon.
- Detective Harris: Oh, my God, that dress?
- Detective Deitrich: Right? But as for Tenessee Tuxedo here, I want to talk to her. See if she knows who tried to weight him down... with an ounce of lead. Found it on the ground, over there, by the table.
- Detective Harris: Is it hers?
- Detective Deitrich: Hard to tell with no serial number.
- Detective Harris: Yeah, probably why they put them on there.
- Detective Deitrich: Rim shot.
- Detective Harris: Hey, you should ask Veronica Deane if her agent reps gay porn stars.
- Detective Deitrich: And maybe if she murdered this guy.
- Detective Harris: Huh, you've got a real knack for this.
- Detective Deitrich: Rim Schott.
- Detective Harris: [flicks cigarette into pool] Yeah, you don't have to say it every time.
- Detective Deitrich: No, as my gay porn name. Not bad.