- Nurse: That's it. You've got it, Lieutenant.
- Andy Flynn: [sighs] You don't have to keep calling me lieutenant, okay?
- Nurse: Ohh, are you gonna arrest me for calling you lieutenant, Lieutenant?
- Patrice Perry: Ah, well, your clot is completely gone. And, wait a minute... Who filled out these DNR forms for you? Is somebody trying to kill you?
- Andy Flynn: Yeah, your boyfriend.
- Patrice Perry: [Chuckles] Louie. Yeah, not the professional caregiver.
- Andy Flynn: How do you put up with him?
- Patrice Perry: Well, he makes me laugh.
- Louie Provenza: Why did you say that? Well, of course I'm mad! Because, Flynn, when I decide that I want to get engaged to someone, normally I propose to them myself.