- Laura Diamond: [Uses black light on shoes] Wow
- Billy Soto: I don't think I wanna know what that is!
- Laura Diamond: Uh, never fails. Break out the black light and your mind goes straight in the gutter
- Billy Soto: So it's not...?
- Laura Diamond: No! Look at all the different colors. It's fluorescent body paint. It rubs right off the skin but it is a nightmare to get out children's clothing
- Jake Broderick: Uh, could be a brewery, but which one? There're hipster beer halls every two blocks in Brooklyn
- Laura Diamond: You would know
- Laura Diamond: I'm more interested in the bartender/drug dealer. Dude in the eyeliner
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Guyliner. Such a fad, but weirdly hot!
- Laura Diamond: If you say so
- Max Carnegie: I found pics of her with Zach on RKOI
- Billy Soto: RKO what?
- Max Carnegie: Rich Kids Of Instagram! Where my people show off their wealth in ridiculous ways. Entitlement porn. Look at all these welfies
- Billy Soto: Okay, I'm afraid to ask, but welfies?
- Max Carnegie: Selfies that showcase ridiculous levels of wealth!
- Max Carnegie: What are you doing?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Drinking coffee. I know, I know, but if there ever was a time for me to break my herbal tea only rule, this is it! Ugh! Okay, one more cup and I'll be good
- Max Carnegie: And then the weekend before in Macau, he lost $100,000 druing a three night stay at the casino. Puts the 'au' in Macau
- Billy Soto: NYPD! Hands where I can see 'em! Get out of the car! Out the car!
- Frankie Muniz: Relax, relax
- Meredith Bose: Frankie?
- Billy Soto: Frankie? Where's she at?
- [shouts]
- Billy Soto: Wisconsin!
- Meredith Bose: No, no, no, Frankie Muniz
- Billy Soto: Who?
- Meredith Bose: Malcolm in the Middle?
- Frankie Muniz: Agent Cody Banks?
- Meredith Bose: [to Billy] You are hopeless!
- [to Frankie, giggles]
- Meredith Bose: Hi, your face was on my wall for all of middle school
- Frankie Muniz: Thank you, that's sweet!
- Meredith Bose: [Undercover in jewelry] Testing 1, 2, 3. Detective Pulaski and I are in position awaiting the assailants
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: You won't sell anything if you don't show off those pearly whites
- Meredith Bose: You do know we're not really selling anything?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Not with that attitude, we're not
- D.B.: [In interrogation room] I've got nothing to say
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: I've got all the time in the world. No, seriously, I have no place else to be... ever
- D.B.: Then I guess we'll be sitting here all night
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Fun! I haven't pulled an all-nighter since college and your rap sheet looks a lot more interesting than a marine biology textbook
- Laura Diamond: [Doorbell rings] Frankie
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Sorry to bother you at home, I just wanted to say thanks
- Laura Diamond: With 5,000 gummy bears?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: You're not the only one that buys in bulk