- Marc Maron: [Lying on the floor, increasingly incoherent] Tom Snyder smoked. Tom Snyder smoked. Tom Snyder smoked. Tom Snyder smoked. Tom Snyder smoked. Tom Snyder smoked.
- Emily: It's riveting television.
- Gregg Schup: I'm here just to lend a little corporate support. In fact, I'm going to be personally shepherding the project.
- Marc Maron: What happened to Terrence?
- Emily: [Gregg and Emily exchange glances] He's no longer with us.
- Marc Maron: He's dead?
- Gregg Schup: Listen, you don't need to worry about that. Today's about you!
- Emily: [whispers to Marc] He's dead.
- Marc Maron: Really?
- Marc Maron: What, they don't have back pain at Yale?
- Barry: I went to Harvard.
- Marc Maron: I get it. Is there a conversation you can't wedge that into, Barry?
- Dave Anthony: You know what, as your friend, you should give me the pills.
- [takes the bottle]
- Marc Maron: No, man, come on! Alright, fine. I'm done with it.
- Dave Anthony: Yeah.
- [pops some of Marc's pills into his mouth]
- Dave Anthony: You'll thank me later.
- Marc Maron: Just doing them through the pilot, that's it.
- Andy Kindler: All addicts say that. I heard it on Intervention.
- Marc Maron: Alright, both of you get out.
- Marc Maron: That was a horrible intervention. Where was my parents? You know what? He, um, he just took a Canadian laxative.