- Douglas Davenport: That's not my son.
- Marcus: [as Daniel] That's where you're wrong. I am your son, just not the one you think.
- Leo Dooley: What's up with you? Someone ask you to prom?
- Douglas Davenport: No, but thanks for opening up old wounds.
- Donald Davenport: Sorry, Leo. The upgrade only works on people with bionic chips.
- Leo Dooley: What?
- Donald Davenport: Be grateful you have a bionic arm and a bionic leg. That's all you're getting. Well, at least until your next horrific accident.
- Douglas Davenport: Don't worry, Leo. I'm working on something very special just for you.
- Leo Dooley: Really?
- Douglas Davenport: How would you like to be the proud owner of the world's first bionic nostril?
- Leo Dooley: Bionic nostril? You can't be serious - but I'm considering it. We'll talk.
- Chase Davenport: If all the students are more advanced than we are, then that means that Adam, Bree and I are... obsolete.
- Police Officer Nichols: This your son?
- Douglas Davenport: Maybe. Can you tell me what he did first and then I'll let you know?
- Bree Davenport: We've dedicated our entire lives to being bionic heroes, and now we don't even matter.
- Chase Davenport: Yeah. When you think about it, it's like we've been training our own replacements.
- Adam Davenport: Guys, what's with the doom and gloom? I'm actually okay with it. In fact, I've been checkin' out some retirement communities and they're awesome. Look. This one has railings on the toilets!
- Chase Davenport: Speaking of weird, why are you wearing that?
- Adam Davenport: The hat? 'Cause I'm a golfer.
- Chase Davenport: The kilt.
- Adam Davenport: Ohh. Because somebody changing my pants is "easy" livin'. THIS is what I call "breezy" livin.'
- Chase Davenport: Ugh!
- Daniel Davenport: But, if my training's not going well, doesn't that say more about you as a mentor than me as a student?
- Leo Dooley: Oh, please, Danny boy. I invented that trick. You play on a person's insecurities to get what you want. It's not going to work on me.
- Daniel Davenport: You're right. I guess I'm just not ready to be a bionic student - kinda like you're not ready to be a bionic mentor.
- Daniel Davenport: Where are we?
- Bob: In a dark room with metal walls?
- Daniel Davenport: I can see that, Bob.
- Bob: Well, then why'd you ask?
- Daniel Davenport: [to the students] It's okay, everyone. I'm gonna getcha outta here.
- Bob: Daniel, they don't even know you. Let me give the pep talk.
- Bob: [to the students] Ignore what he said, guys. We're hosed.
- Donald Davenport: [breaking into Giselle's lab] Ooo, wow, man, this place is fancy.
- Douglas Davenport: Don't worry. I have the name of her decorator.
- Donald Davenport: Really?
- Douglas Davenport: No!
- Chase Davenport: After all, I am the smartest man in the world.
- Bree Davenport: Not anymore, ya has-been.