- Lucas Friar: Okay, Farkle. Who are you? I wanna know the new rules.
- Farkle Minkus: I'm finding out who I am.
- Lucas Friar: You know who you are. You have your own category named after you.
- Farkle Minkus: What's a "Farkle" anyway?
- Lucas Friar: A "Farkle" is a loyal, loving best possible friend there could be. I think everyone should have one. But they don't, and I do. And I never want him to go away.
- Cory Matthews: So please remember you shouldn't listen to what everybody says. Because if you listen to everybody else, you just might end up crashing your little ships onto the rocks.
- Lucas Friar: But you should listen to the people who care about you. Because they have your best interest at heart.
- [to Farkle]
- Lucas Friar: Right, buddy? You're much more than just a regular guy.
- Maya Hart: [acting as Riley] Aww, Lucas, you're a very sweet guy. That's why I always liked you since I fell onto your lap on the subway. It's why we should have been favorite couple. Because we're so much alike. You know, it's like we're two sunshiney people from the same sunshiney family. That's why I like you so much. It's like you're my brother.
- [reverts back to herself]
- Maya Hart: Oh. It's like he's your...
- Riley Matthews: What?
- Maya Hart: Woah.
- Riley Matthews: What just happened?
- Maya Hart: Nothing. Nothing happened. I don't want to be Riley any more. Only you're Riley. I'm Maya. We don't care what you say. We're not crashing our ships. Come back. Come back right now.
- Lucas Friar: Maya, you are the most secure person in this room. You have a great life! Why would you change? I mean okay, not great life... I mean, your family life could, you know, be better, but... uh, at least at school you're uh... you're here a lot!
- [sees Riley walk into class wearing all black]
- Lucas Friar: What the...?
- Riley Matthews: Life is what we do, between nothings.
- Lucas Friar: Is- is this a New York thing, or what is this?
- [looks around class for...]
- Lucas Friar: Maya?
- [Maya comes into class dressed like Riley]
- Maya Hart: Lollipops, and circuses, and things that rhyme with that.
- Lucas Friar: No!
- Farkle Minkus: You don't have to call me Donnie Barnes. I made that up. My name is Farkle Minkus. I'm growing up. And I don't know what's going to happen next. But you guys are my best friends, so deal with it.
- Farkle Minkus: I think people should be the best person they can be.
- Maya Hart: I agree. Riley Matthews is the best person I can be. Maya is gone, and you're never gonna see her again.
- [pretending to be Riley]
- Maya Hart: La-L-La-L-Laa. World peace... and bunnies!
- Maya Hart: I have no interest living in a world without Riley and Farkle. And I'm not going anywhere until you to come back, you hear me?
- Farkle Minkus: Maya, the people you knew aren't here any more.
- Maya Hart: Then can you please tell me where I can find them?
- Riley Matthews: They're in the yearbook. Keep in touch and have an awesome summer.
- Riley Matthews: Yearbooks! Find out who we are and what we really think about each other.
- Maya Hart: You wanna know what I think about you?
- Lucas Friar: No, I do not.
- Maya Hart: But I wanna tell you
- Lucas Friar: I don't think you need to.
- Maya Hart: I'm gonna do it anyway.
- Lucas Friar: Don't do it.
- Maya Hart: It's been awhile.
- Lucas Friar: I'm asking you not to do it.
- Maya Hart: I'm gonna do it.
- Maya Hart: You wanna run, or you want it straight in the face?
- Lucas Friar: Well, I wanna run, but how would that look?
- Maya Hart: [humming scales] ha ha ha ha ha ha hur.
- Lucas Friar: You guys won't judge me if I run, right?
- Maya Hart: [humming scales] ha ha ha ha ha ha hur.
- Lucas Friar: Come on, man.
- Lucas Friar: There's always another option.
- Maya Hart: [screams] HAHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
- Lucas Friar: You okay now?
- Maya Hart: Hmm. That was good.