- Hayley Smith: Does Jeff seem a little weird to you guys since he got back, like a little different?
- Stan Smith: Hell yeah he's better!
- Francine Smith: Way better, if I were you Hayley I'd lock that down!
- Hayley Smith: Mom we're already married
- Francine Smith: I mean lock it down for real, rings catch girls
- [rubs Hayley's belly]
- Francine Smith: babies trap boys
- [Hayley looks disturbed]
- Snot Lonstein: [Looking at Klaus dressed as a hamster] I can't wait to tell you about Jewish Camp.
- Klaus: Wait, you came back from Jewish Camp?