- [last lines]
- Ravi: Why won't you do an accent?
- Dev: I don't want to play a stereotype. It's offensive. But you've done it so many times. Your IMDb page is a list of Indian stereotypes: gas station clerk, IT guy, guy in crowd with Indian accent. I get a shot at the Schwimmer money, and now you get a conscience?
- Ravi: That was the old Ravi, okay? That was before the Short Circuit 2 revelation!
- Anush: What's wrong with Short Circuit 2?
- Ravi: That's a white actor. They used brownface makeup.
- Anush: Like the Popchips commercial? Is Mindy Kaling real?
- [first lines]
- Ben Jabituya: [1990, young Dev watching Short Circuit movie] I am proud of you. You have removed your laser weapon, huh?
- Number 5: Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead. Unacceptable.
- Ben Jabituya: You have made many modifications upon your person, huh? You have come a long way from the Defense Department prototype.
- Number 5: You betcha. It's the all-new Johnny Five. Just look at these items.
- Dev: [at a Nicks game] Hey. You take one of my nachos?
- Rich Kid: Yeah.
- Dev: Those are my nachos.
- Rich Kid: So? I wanted one.
- Dev: Yeah, but you can't just steal people's nachos, okay? You realize how lucky you are? You're 12 years old. You're sitting court-side at a Knicks game. You didn't earn this. I had to suffer through a minor racial trauma to get here.
- Busta Rhymes: You know, you're a minority trying to coming up in the game. You know, you got a rare opportunity, especially because you got the leverage in this situation. I don't think you should play the race card. Charge it to the race card.
- Terrence: [looking at football helmet] This is my pitch for what they should change the name to: the Washington Breadsticks.
- Dev: Is this real? Are you serious?
- Terrence: Yeah, I mean, it sounds like Redskins. Listen closely. Breadsticks. Redskins. Breadsticks. Redskins. It just makes sense.
- Ravi: Yeah, I don't know if it does.
- Dev: It doesn't, no.