- Dodo Bellacourt: I always say "Have enough servants to satisfy your every whim but not enough to murder your family."
- Peepers: Excellent point, Madam... Wife... Madam Wife.
- Leon Trotsky: Families should only be murdered during revolution.
- Mark Twain: Gandhi boy, a rebuttal?
- Mohandas Gandhi: Well, no offense, but you sound like you belong to the bitch caste.
- Leon Trotsky: I was raped in a gulag by Cossacks. Do you think your insults mean anything to me?
- Mohandas Gandhi: I don't know what a gulag is but I will send you right back there!
- Leon Trotsky: Come here!
- [they fight]
- Peepers: Mister Gandhi! Mister Gandhi, Mister Trotsky, please! Spirited debate is one thing! Violence is quite another!
- Mohandas Gandhi: Nonviolence... I'd never thought of that... because I'm not a little bitch!