- Dev: I got a buddy, this guy Donald, him and his girlfriend were having sex, same situation. She got pregnant. Now they got a kid. His name's Samson.
- Lila: Well, that seems anecdotal.
- Dev: No, no. I *know* this guy. He's a friend of mine.
- Lila: That's what anecdotal means. You take one example, and you apply it to everything else.
- Dev: Oh, then *that's* anecdotal.
- Lila: Yeah.
- Dev: I was confusing it with urban legend.
- Denise: Dev, you want kids?
- Dev: Part of me is like, "Yeah." It could be an amazing human experience.
- Denise: True, true.
- Dev: But then part of me's like, "All right, later tonight, I want to get some pasta." Now, if I have a kid, I can't go. I got to scramble to find a sitter or something.
- Dev: What if I don't find a sitter, huh? Then what? What, I'm not eating the pasta?
- Denise: That sounds horrible.
- Arnold: That said, I *do* know some parents who still eat pasta.
- Dev: Yeah, they're eating their little kids' SpaghettiOs. They ain't housing that fresh gnocchi.