Master of None (TV Series)
Finale (2015)
Aziz Ansari: Dev
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Quotes
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Minister : [imagining their own vows] Do you, Dev, take Rachel to be your partner in a possibly outdated institution in order to have a "normal" life? Are you ready to give up an idealistic search for a soul mate and try to make it work with Rachel so you can move forward with your life?
Dev : I do.
Minister : And do you, Rachel, promise to make a crazy eternal bond with this gentleman who you happen to be dating at this stage in your life when people normally get married?
Rachel : I do.
Minister : I now pronounce you two people who might realize they've made an unfortunate mistake in about three years.
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[last lines]
Airplane Passenger : Have you ever been before?
Dev : Nope, first time.
Airplane Passenger : So what takes you to Italy?
Dev : Pasta. I really like eating it, and I enjoy making it, so a few days ago I just decided to pack up all my stuff and move to Italy and go to pasta-making school.
Airplane Passenger : Wow, how long you going for?
Dev : I don't know.
Airplane Passenger : Big move. You just decided just like that?
Dev : Just like that.
[upbeat rock music]
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[first lines]
Dev : I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.
Arnold : Yeah, but
[sighs]
Arnold : if the app could do that, you're basically saying it could read your mind.
Dev : Yeah, I guess.
Arnold : But, dude, you think that's a good idea? I mean, what if it gets in the wrong hands? It could do some malicious shit. Thinking about the military, some corporate espionage. Do you really want to risk all that?
Dev : Yeah. Think about all the pain and suffering it could end. Like right now. I want something to eat, but I don't know what.
Arnold : Dude, I'm hungry too. Let's eat. I'm good with whatever.
Dev : Why do people always say that? That's no help at all. "I'm good with whatever" basically means "I'm bad at helping decide things."
Arnold : Well, I'm trying this new thing where I live my life like water. You see, what ships pass through and what those vessels carry, I do not know.
Dev : What about tacos?
Arnold : Sure.
Dev : Which place should we go to?
Arnold : Literally any taco place.
Dev : Come on. There's so many taco places. We got to make sure we go to the best one. I'll do some research.
Arnold : Great. I'll sit here and do nothing.