The Death of Stalin (2017)
Rupert Friend: Vasily
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Quotes
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Vasily Stalin : I want to make a speech at my father's funeral.
Nikita Khrushchev : [sarcastically] And I want to fuck Grace Kelly.
Vasily Stalin : I simply don't care.
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Svetlana Stalin : Can you please just be cordial?
Vasily Stalin : I know the drill. Smile, shake hands and try not to call them cunts.
Svetlana Stalin : Perfect. That's perfect.
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Vasily Stalin : My father... was a warm and mighty bear, and we are his 170 million orphaned cubs.
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Vasily Stalin : How old are you?
Young Doctor : I'm... old.
Vasily Stalin : You're not old!
Vasily Stalin : [to the tall doctor] You're not even a person! You're a testicle! You're made mostly of hair!
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Vasily Stalin : I want to make a speech at my father's funeral
Lavrenti Beria : Comrade Malenkov, your view?
Georgy Malenkov : Well, I think, um... it can be... no problem.
Nikita Khrushchev : Technically yes, but practically...
Lavrenti Beria : There are programmatic complications...
Georgy Malenkov : I think I misspoke when I said "No problem." What I meant was, "No, problem."
[Everyone in the room looks confused]
Georgy Malenkov : Ignore me.
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Vasily Stalin : I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in.
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Vasily Stalin : I will not be silent...!
Lavrenti Beria : [looks him in the eye and whispers] I know about the hockey team.
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Svetlana Stalin : Vasily, remember what Papa said!
Vasily Stalin : Yes, but they have a machine, and they're filling his brain with American lies!
Svetlana Stalin : [whispering] "Wade gently through the river because there are snakes and crocodiles."
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Vasily Stalin : Foreigners, a vile crime has been perpetrated! Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain and sent it to America! And these traitors, sucking the cocks and balls - sucking the cocks and balls - of Zionist - New York - New York Zionist queers in petticoats. Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves!
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Vasily Stalin : [to the hockey team] Come on, play! Play better!
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Vasily Stalin : [watching his ice hockey team] When we play Hungary, are we allowed to use guns?
Ice Hockey Coach : Comrade General, these are the best I could find since the plane crash.
Vasily Stalin : What plane crash? There was never a plane crash.
[to Tarasov]
Vasily Stalin : Was there a plane crash?
[Tarasov shakes his head]
Vasily Stalin : Soviet planes do not crash, and Stalin's son does not fuck up.
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Vasily Stalin : My father was a great social scientist, but we the people of the Soviet Union are not laboratory animals!
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Vasily Stalin : You're the coach. Coach them so they're as good as the dead team was. Or, I'll have you killed, okay?
Ice Hockey Coach : Apologies. And agreed.
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Nikita Khrushchev : I will unlock the schedule and squeeze him in.
Vasily Stalin : I will *not* be squeezed.
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[Vasily is drunk at a reception for Chinese dignitaries; Zhukov storms in]
Vasily Stalin : Medic!
[Zhukov slugs him in the stomach and throws him to the floor]
Georgy Zhukov : Not today! You're a fucking stain on that uniform!
[kicks him]
Georgy Zhukov : Now fucking behave!
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Lavrenti Beria : You know what I'm doing? I'm offering you and that bloated soak my protection.
Svetlana Stalin : We are not children!
[Tarasov emerges from Vasily's room, looking grim]
Vasily Stalin : [from inside] You are a real listener, thank you...!
Svetlana Stalin : ...I am not a child.