Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

The Incident at Cooper Hill (2016)

Neil Dudgeon: DCI John Barnaby

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Sarah Barnaby : We could take friends out to dinner.

  DCI John Barnaby : Bad idea.

  Sarah Barnaby : Well then, we'll have them over here.

  DCI John Barnaby : Even worse.

  Sarah Barnaby : Fine, no friends. We could go to Brighton for the weekend, just the three of us.

  [Sykes barks] 

  Sarah Barnaby : Sorry, four of us.

  DCI John Barnaby : Sounds like driving to me.

  Sarah Barnaby : John, you have to do something. A bottle of wine and an old film is a feeble way to celebrate your birthday.

  DCI John Barnaby : It's *my* way.

  Sarah Barnaby : Are you sure you need me there?

  DCI John Barnaby : Well, of course. You can pour the wine.

• DCI John Barnaby : Aren't the armed forces tolerant of same sex relationships nowadays?

  Sgt Yasmin Ali : Not when it's the C.O.'s daughter.