- Wayne: [on phone] H'are ya now?
- McMurray: Not so bad, n-you?
- Wayne: Not so bad.
- McMurray: Listen, Wayne, gotta cancel the Jamboree here. The Ag Hall's been booked up.
- Wayne: For the whole week?
- McMurray: Yessir. That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, aaaaand guess what else.
- Wayne: Sunday! Whatfer?
- McMurray: For Stewart. He's throwing a rave. I dunno, says he needs time to set up, something like that. Said something about "a glowstick Segway saunter across the rainbow road level of Mario Kart Nintendo 64", I don't know what the fuck.
- Wayne: And you green-lit that tomfuckery?
- McMurray: Had to! The Agricultural Hall is low on funds. An all-day booking's a big boost for us, so I couldn't say no.
- Wayne: Agricultural Halls are for agricultural music! Not for fuckin' raves!