Regular Show (TV Series)

Dumptown USA (2015)

Jason Mantzoukas: Sad Sax Guy

Quotes 

• Rigby : [digging out socks from the drawer; annoyed]  Come on Mordecai, give me a clue here.

  Rigby : [answering his phone]  Hello?

  Eileen : [at her house]  Hey, I checked from Margaret. She hasn't seen or heard from Mordecai.

  Rigby : Yeah, his parents don't know where he is either.

  Eileen : And I don't think he'll be hanging out with CJ anytime soon. Well, guess I'll start putting these flyers around town. Hopefully a hundred should be enough.

  Rigby : Well, I'll be rifling through his personal stuff he doesn't like me touching. See ya.

  Rigby : [flips a mattress and finds a postcard saying Greetings from dumptown U.S.A]  Huh?

  Rigby : [picks up postcard and reads]  "Dear Mordecai, stop wallowing in your lady woes and come have sodas"...

  Sad Sax Guy : [voice-over on note in postcard]  -- with other single bros! There's a place with hot sandy beaches and an All You Can Eat buffet. So pick up your sax and jam with the crew in Dumptown U.S.A.! Signed, Sad Sax.

  Rigby : [annoyed]  Uh! Sad Sax Guy? I should have known! And Dumptown U.S.A.? That sounds so lame! I bet nobody's even been to this place.

  Benson : [off-screen]  I have.