Regular Show (TV Series)

Dumptown USA (2015)

Sam Marin: Benson, Deli Clerk, Bum 2

Quotes 

• Rigby : Okay. Whoever makes this jump gets to choose lunch.

  Eileen : You're on!

  Rigby : [makes the jump]  Ohhhhh! We're going to Wing Kingdom!

  Benson : [entering living room]  Rigby, did you clean out the gutters yet?

  Rigby : No way. That's a two-man job.

  Benson : Well, where's Mordecai?

  Rigby : I dunno. I haven't seen him.

  Eileen : Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since CJ dumped him at Muscle Man's wedding.

  Benson : Yeah, no one has. He hasn't come to work for two weeks now. I tried calling, but he won't pick up.

  Rigby : What? No, here. I'll call him.

  Rigby : [finding Mordecai's cell phone under couch]  Huh, that's not like Mordecai.

  Benson : [frustrated]  I can't believe this! You don't even know where your best friend is?

  Rigby : [re: Eileen]  Hey, I've been busy.

  Benson : Look, I just concerned about the well-being about my employees as any park manager, but I've got a business to run in. If you don't find Mordecai and bring him back to work by tomorrow, then I'm gonna have to fire him.

  Rigby : [shocked]  What? Wait! I can find him.

  Benson : Well for your sake I hope so, otherwise you'll be cleaning the gutters solo from now on.

• Rigby : [digging out socks from the drawer; annoyed]  Come on Mordecai, give me a clue here.

  Rigby : [answering his phone]  Hello?

  Eileen : [at her house]  Hey, I checked from Margaret. She hasn't seen or heard from Mordecai.

  Rigby : Yeah, his parents don't know where he is either.

  Eileen : And I don't think he'll be hanging out with CJ anytime soon. Well, guess I'll start putting these flyers around town. Hopefully a hundred should be enough.

  Rigby : Well, I'll be rifling through his personal stuff he doesn't like me touching. See ya.

  Rigby : [flips a mattress and finds a postcard saying Greetings from dumptown U.S.A]  Huh?

  Rigby : [picks up postcard and reads]  "Dear Mordecai, stop wallowing in your lady woes and come have sodas"...

  Sad Sax Guy : [voice-over on note in postcard]  -- with other single bros! There's a place with hot sandy beaches and an All You Can Eat buffet. So pick up your sax and jam with the crew in Dumptown U.S.A.! Signed, Sad Sax.

  Rigby : [annoyed]  Uh! Sad Sax Guy? I should have known! And Dumptown U.S.A.? That sounds so lame! I bet nobody's even been to this place.

  Benson : [off-screen]  I have.