- Rigby: Okay. Whoever makes this jump gets to choose lunch.
- Eileen: You're on!
- Rigby: [makes the jump] Ohhhhh! We're going to Wing Kingdom!
- Benson: [entering living room] Rigby, did you clean out the gutters yet?
- Rigby: No way. That's a two-man job.
- Benson: Well, where's Mordecai?
- Rigby: I dunno. I haven't seen him.
- Eileen: Come to think of it, I haven't seen him since CJ dumped him at Muscle Man's wedding.
- Benson: Yeah, no one has. He hasn't come to work for two weeks now. I tried calling, but he won't pick up.
- Rigby: What? No, here. I'll call him.
- Rigby: [finding Mordecai's cell phone under couch] Huh, that's not like Mordecai.
- Benson: [frustrated] I can't believe this! You don't even know where your best friend is?
- Rigby: [re: Eileen] Hey, I've been busy.
- Benson: Look, I just concerned about the well-being about my employees as any park manager, but I've got a business to run in. If you don't find Mordecai and bring him back to work by tomorrow, then I'm gonna have to fire him.
- Rigby: [shocked] What? Wait! I can find him.
- Benson: Well for your sake I hope so, otherwise you'll be cleaning the gutters solo from now on.
- Rigby: [over the phone] Eileen? It's me. Am I still dumped?... Aggh! Ethiopian food? It wasn't for reals!
- Rigby: [digging out socks from the drawer; annoyed] Come on Mordecai, give me a clue here.
- Rigby: [answering his phone] Hello?
- Eileen: [at her house] Hey, I checked from Margaret. She hasn't seen or heard from Mordecai.
- Rigby: Yeah, his parents don't know where he is either.
- Eileen: And I don't think he'll be hanging out with CJ anytime soon. Well, guess I'll start putting these flyers around town. Hopefully a hundred should be enough.
- Rigby: Well, I'll be rifling through his personal stuff he doesn't like me touching. See ya.
- Rigby: [flips a mattress and finds a postcard saying Greetings from dumptown U.S.A] Huh?
- Rigby: [picks up postcard and reads] "Dear Mordecai, stop wallowing in your lady woes and come have sodas"...
- Sad Sax Guy: [voice-over on note in postcard] -- with other single bros! There's a place with hot sandy beaches and an All You Can Eat buffet. So pick up your sax and jam with the crew in Dumptown U.S.A.! Signed, Sad Sax.
- Rigby: [annoyed] Uh! Sad Sax Guy? I should have known! And Dumptown U.S.A.? That sounds so lame! I bet nobody's even been to this place.
- Benson: [off-screen] I have.