- Dump Truck: Number 1 fan is in the house!
- Joey Rooney: [giggles] Dump Truck, you're a fan of girls basketball?
- Dump Truck: Hey. It's not girls basketball. It's basketball that happens to be played by young women.
- Joey Rooney: [Smiles]
- Dump Truck: You want a boys black eye?
- Liv Rooney: Oh! Um... you're gonna fix your hair before Maddie comes back, right?
- Diggie: What? I thought it looked good.
- Liv Rooney: [Slower] You're gonna fix your hair... before Maddie comes back... right?
- Heather: Linda, have you made your decision?
- Linda: I have, Heather.
- Parker Rooney: This is it! This is the moment!
- Heather: The person I want to join me on the International Space Station is...
- Evan: To Be Continued
- Parker Rooney, Reggie: Noooooooo!