- Dark Queen: [the Battletoads have defeated her] Uh - you wouldn't hit a lady while she's down, would you? Good, 'cuz this gives me a chance to escape! Farewell, fountain freaks!
- Prof. T. Bird: Cosmically cool! The mad, bad n' crazy 'toads save the day, and the Dark Queen is now a Dark Has-Been! Heh-heh-cackle-cackle!