BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Let's Find Out (2015)

Alan Arkin: J.D. Salinger

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Quotes 

• J.D. Salinger : This is my art goddammit. I'm J goddamn D goddamn Salinger and I want rain!

• J.D. Salinger : Okay, this is it, everybody. Moment of truth. Now it's in the hands of God. And for the next 30 minutes, I am that God.

• Mia McKibbin : Should we cut to commercial?

  J.D. Salinger : Would Homer cut away from Odysseus's journey just as he was being enticed by the siren's song?

  Mia McKibbin : No?

  J.D. Salinger : Well, there you are.

• J.D. Salinger : Todd, stay out of hair and makeup.

  Todd Chavez : But I like it in there. They brush my hair and tell me stories about their weekends.

  J.D. Salinger : Big-nosed Todd want funny, Zombie Todd wasn't funny, Pretty Lady Todd wasn't funny, and this isn't funny. No more Tom-foolery.

  Todd Chavez : When it's me, we call it "Todd-foolery."