BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Let's Find Out (2015)

Lisa Kudrow: Wanda Pierce

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Quotes 

• Wanda Pierce : Hey did something exciting just happen because people on the app, and I quote, 'are losing their tits'. Oh wait, I stumbled onto a cancer support message board.

• Wanda Pierce : Mr. Peanutbutter!

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh, hey Wanda.

  Wanda Pierce : I'm only half paying attention to whatever you two are arguing about but it's killer! Now all we need is a happy ending.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : I don't think we can just resolve everything cleanly in a half-hour.

  Wanda Pierce : Uh, this is network television. So resolving everything cleanly in a half-hour is kind of what we do. You want to host a game show where everyone feels bad at the end?

  [with increasing force in her voice] 

  Wanda Pierce : You can get in your little car, drive to Santa Monica and pitch it to AMC. But these people want resolution, okay? So you get your little butt back on that stage and you resolve.

• BoJack Horseman : You didn't tell me there would be another celebrity.

  Wanda Pierce : Well, I had no idea that was coming. But some guy named Dong-Slinger420 loved the surprise. He said, "Two dongs way up."

• BoJack Horseman : So there was no mention of another bigger celebrity in the document you faxed me?

  Wanda Pierce : Oh, I couldn't read it. My fax machine cut it up into little strips.

  BoJack Horseman : That sounds like a shredder.

  Wanda Pierce : Yeah well, I guess I shredded it to you.