- David Rose: Question. The cedar planks out behind the motel, are they being used for something, or are they up for grabs?
- Stevie Budd: How do you know it's cedar?
- David Rose: Um, I bought a cologne once, in Japan, that's supposed to smell like the aftermath of a car crashing into a cedar tree.
- Jocelyn Schitt: You wanna audition for the Jazzagals?
- Moira Rose: Audition? Though I'm sure you mean no offence, in the actual world of entertainment, I'm what's known as, "offer only."
- Jocelyn Schitt: Moira, I know you're a great singer, but everybody has to audition, and I can't have you not audition - it would open up a whole can of worms. I mean, even Gwen had to audition, and she was in a regional production of "Annie."
- Johnny Rose: Well, it's a funny story. This guy came in supposedly for directions. Okay, but anyone with a background in sales could see how he was eyeballing that Buick. So I slow play it. I pretend I don't notice. And then he sort of mentions the Buick. So I hem and haw, textbook stuff, I tell him, you know, oh, there's a lot of interest in that particular vehicle. You know, I'm playing the guy like a bow fiddle. Then he finally admits this is the kind of car that he's been looking for. Oh, really? Says I. That's when I go in for the kill. Long story short, he forks over $350 dollars cash. And you're welcome. Certain instincts you just don't lose. It's like riding a bike.
- Bob Currie: Well, funny you should use that expression. Because Dick Sinson is gonna be riding his bike until we can get his car back for him.
- Johnny Rose: Who's Dick Simpson?
- Bob Currie: I couldn't tell you. But Dick SINSON is the fella whose car you just sold. He brought it in for a brake job. I don't recall him wanting to sell it.
- Alexis Rose: [referring to the cedar chest Mutt did all the work on] THAT'S a cute little wood thing, David!
- David Rose: Thank you - I made it!