[first lines]
Hanna Marin: [Hanna and Aria are clearing up after the reception, Emily is busy on cell-phone] This is so weird. I mean, I barely know the guy's first name, and now he's married to Ali.
Aria Montgomery: Right. Well, I'm sure that he seems like a stranger to us, but Alison and Elliott have known each other for years.
Hanna Marin: Hey, they just started going out.
[helps herself to leftover wedding cake]
Hanna Marin: Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?
Aria Montgomery: Oh, Han? There's lipstick on that fork.
Hanna Marin: Ew.
Aria Montgomery: [takes the plate from Hanna] I'm sure it seems strange, but if you saw Alison and Elliott together, It's... pretty romantic.
Emily Fields: Like romance has anything to do with it. I mean, Alison lost everyone she's ever cared about. She's desperate for a family.
Hanna Marin: Maybe she's smart. If you elope, no one can throw you a bridal shower.
Aria Montgomery: Since when don't you like bridal showers? Gifts, expensive lingerie, cake. It's, like, made for you.
Hanna Marin: Not when we have two monsters after us.
Emily Fields: Spencer's not answering.
Aria Montgomery: No, she's probably still dealing with the fallout from the Yvonne leak.
Emily Fields: There's no way Spencer's parents would believe that Caleb did that.
Aria Montgomery: Yeah, well, be glad that they do, because if they thought that we had a new A, they would march straight down to the police station.
Hanna Marin: You guys, our stalker already warned us, if we talk to the cops, we're gonna have targets on our backs.
Emily Fields: We already do. Melissa tried to turn me into roadkill last night.
Hanna Marin: No. She is not the one sending texts and going after Yvonne.
Emily Fields: [sighs] If Spencer could just... tell Toby. I mean, he could quietly go and...
Hanna Marin: No, if we talk to Toby, there is nothing quiet about that. The whole Rosewood police would be on a manhunt.
Aria Montgomery: Okay. Could we just talk about something nice for a second?
Hanna Marin: I want my cake back.