Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
The Smurfs (2015)
Malcolm Ray: Malcolm, Samuel L. Jackson (voice)
Quotes
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Black Nerd : So are you finally ready to do the review?
Malcolm : Uh, we reviewed that a few months ago, didn't we?
Nostalgia Critic : Yes, but seeing how I could be facing some serious criminal charges for this, let's go ahead and do the crossover anyway. It can be any movie you want.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : Any movie you want.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : Any movie you want.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : I'm sensing an "Earth Girls Are Easy" vibe from you.
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Tamara : "Fantastic 4"!
[the Critic backhands her with his fist]
Black Nerd : "Smurfs"!
Nostalgia Critic : "Troll 2" it is. A little cliché, but I still think we can get some good material out of it.
Black Nerd : [on the phone] Hello, police? Nostalgia Critic kidnapped another black guy again!
Malcolm : It's true.
[the Critic knocks out Malcolm and confiscates the Black Nerd's phone]
Nostalgia Critic : Let's do fucking "Smurfs".
Black Nerd : Yay!
Malcolm : [he and Tamara come to] Man, Urkel did not age well.
Black Nerd : I heard that, Theo!
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Nostalgia Critic : I told you, we just did a Fantastic Four movie; I'm not doing another one.
Tamara : But it was so bad.
Nostalgia Critic : I don't care!
Malcolm : They couldn't even spell it right! Fant4stic.
Nostalgia Critic : I don't care!
Tamara : It got half a percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Nostalgia Critic : How the hell do you do that?
Malcolm : It found a way.
