Lady Bird (2017)

Carla Valentine: Guidance Counselor

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• Guidance Counselor : So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges?

  Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : No way. Sorry, but yes, no way.

  Guidance Counselor : Then you'll be applying to UCs and State schools?

  Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools. Like Yale, but not Yale because I probably couldn't get in.

  Guidance Counselor : [laughs inappropriately]  You definitely couldn't get in. Part of my job is to help you be realistic.

  Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah. That seems like everyone's job.