- Pete Falcone: [Pete and his father Gene are in the kitchen. Pete is sitting on the counter] Hey, we're not going to talk about sex, again, are we, Pop?
- Pete Falcone: No. Get off the counter. Okay, listen, Pete, I know we made an agreement about you getting a car if you stay out of trouble and won't go back on my word: I said, no fighting. I meant it. Come on, get off the counter!
- Pete Falcone: [Realizing his father is not kidding, Pete complies] Are you trying to tell me something, Pop?
- Gene Falcone: It's just that I'm not gonna go back on my agreement, even if you're fighting some stupid loudmouth bigot who deserves to have his eyes punched into his shorts, even if you have to fight outside the dance in the parking lot, even if you come to me and say "Pop, look, I know I made a promise, but I gotta break it, because there are times when a man has to take care of business." Even if you me to me with an excellent excuse like that, I won't go back on my word. You understand, son?
- Pete Falcone: [smiles] Yeah... I guess so.
- Pete Falcone: Good. Look, there's no need to tell your mom about any of this, all right?
- Gene Falcone: No.
- Pete Falcone: And remember this: No matter what happens, I like you. You're a good kid.
- Gene Falcone: [Pete comes into the kitchen for breakfast with his shirt wrapped around his neck] Look, it's my son, the nudist!
- Patti Eubanks: [to Pete, after knocking out Garth with the trash can lid] The name's Patti Eubanks. I'm in the book.