Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Hammerman (2015)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Not utilizing an incredibly popular icon is like not utilizing an incredibly convenient cameo.

  [looks to his left] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hey, you got any water around here?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : [coming in, holding a glass of water]  Oh, you want some water, eh?

  [the Nerd pitches the water in the Critic's face, then leaves] 

  Nostalgia Critic : MC Hammer is one of those people.

• Nostalgia Critic : Known as the music you play at a wedding when you wanna show how ironically white you are, MC Hammer used to be everywhere. He had the number-one rap album, concert, show appearances, commercials, he was all over the place. And at the height of his popularity, came what many consider to be the most embarrassing part of his entire career, and that's saying a lot, the MC Hammer cartoon, "Hammerman".

• Nostalgia Critic : Give Vanilla Ice some credit. He didn't even put a Saturday morning cartoon on TV.

  [shows a poster for "Cool as Ice"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : No, he put his on the big screen to embarrass himself.

• MC Hammer : [lecturing on not doing graffiti, which is illegal and wrong]  Next time you feel like doing a little artwork, do it on some paper. And who knows, you might end up drawing a cartoon like Hammerman one day!

  Nostalgia Critic : NO! You've got it the other way around! That should be the *punishment* for kids doing graffiti!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Do you wanna do a Let's Play crossover of Bart's Nightmare?

  Nostalgia Critic : Only if I get to wear my Melvin costume.

• Nostalgia Critic : In 1991, we got a Saturday morning cartoon so ridiculously bad that... well, we're talking about it here.