iZombie (TV Series)

Zombie Bro (2015)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• [Ravi finds out just how bad Major is at scoring drugs] 

  Major Lilywhite : I was wrong about the bathroom being the place to score drugs. There's uh, definitely transactions going on in there, but not the kind we're looking for. How are you holding up?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Everyone looks like a drug dealer in this lighting. I have to say, I'm disappointed, I thought you'd be better at this.

  Major Lilywhite : Because everything about me says I'd be awesome at scoring drugs?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub?

  Major Lilywhite : It's a different skill set. If you want a bazooka, I can get you a bazooka in fifteen minutes, at cost.

• [Ravi calmly lectures Liv about her pranks on him while he was asleep, putting make-up on his face and writing 'fart' on his forehead] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv smiles the whole time]  I know you can't fully control your actions when you're on a brain. But I really need you to try and rein in the bro. We would be in serious trouble if someone came in and saw how you arranged the medical skeletons.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi holds his hands up to his face]  And this, this is unacceptable. What if someone came in to identify their loved one and the medical examiner had 'fart' written on his forehead?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv chuckles]  It isn't funny.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : It's pretty funny.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : It really isn't.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : It kinda is.

• [Liv arrives to the crime scene of the murdered Chad Wolcoff] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Chad's corpse wears a Caesar outfit]  What happened to Caesar?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, he came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp cylindrical object. Likely an ice pick.

• [Liv prepares herself on finding out the killer of Chad Wolcoff] 

  Clive Babineaux : I'm really gonna need a hand with this, so let me know when things get extrasensory.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Clive walks off as Ravi whispers to Liv]  Well, I hope you like yager bombs and homoerotic subtext.

  [the scene cuts to the scenes of Liv microwaving, eating, and washing the dishes after eating Chad's brains] 

  Clive Babineaux : [Clive calls Liv]  Can you meet me upstairs?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Yes.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv turns, burps, and walks forward]  And so it begins...

• [Ravi records into his phone the effects of the Utopium drugs he's on while in the rave club] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Major watches]  I feel amazing. I'm so present, so in my body, but I'm also floating. Like watching the experience be experienced. Like I literally don't have a care in the world! I'm just floating on goodness. When did everything get so beautiful?

• [Ravi listens to all of his phone recordings of himself from the night before while he was on Utopium at the rave club] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi listens to the recording]  Bubbles... Are... Magical!

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi skips to the next]  I'm lagging, swagging, high on the wagon that she dragging! Blow her brain out the back with goods I'm packing! Weezy...

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi skips to the next]  Major, you know what we need for the house? Velvet! Major. Major. Major! Major - Major.

• [Ravi shows Liv the dead body of a drug dealer from the rave club] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : All four victims are missing teeth and fingernails. The detective on the case thinks someone was sending a message.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv and Ravi walk up to the body on the table]  And this is the guy who sold you and Major Utopium at the club?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I buy drugs one time, purely for research purposes, and this is what happens. How bad must my karma be?

• [Ravi tells Major that he's thinking of trying the Utopium drug] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I've been mulling it over, and I think it would be beneficial for me to try some. You know, so I could better understand its effects.

  Major Lilywhite : Isn't that kind of like slapping a bear to better understand being mauled to death?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : No. It's like smacking a bear to better understand physical exertion and adrenaline. Field research is incredibly helpful. Experiencing how Utopium works in the body could help my research immeasurably.

• [Liv gets in a taxi with Major and Ravi who are still on Utopium] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : You guys are the best And - And can I just say how glad I am we're all in the know over the whole zombie thing.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv whispers with the cab driver in the front seat]  Not cool, bro.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi looks at Liv]  I am your bro.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi looks at Major]  And I'm your bro.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi tells the cab driver]  And I'm your bro.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv gets a text message, as Ravi tells Liv]  And I'm a bro to whoever's texting you.