Miss Mary Sutherland: I can't believe I'm actually meeting you. I've read everyone of your fan fiction stories at least a dozen times.
Dr. Johanna Watson: A dozen?
Miss Mary Sutherland: They're the best. You're the best. Tuesdays are the best.
[to Holmes]
Miss Mary Sutherland: She posts new chapters on Tuesdays. She writes the best case fiction on the message boards. My favorite is the one where Mulder and Scully investigate a wife, whose husband thinks she's a vampire. He thinks she's been sucking the blood out of their newborn. Only, it turns out...
Sherlock Holmes: The step son's been poisoning the child.
Miss Mary Sutherland: Oh! You read it?
Sherlock Holmes: I lived it.
[from trailer]