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Real Dead Housewife of Seattle (2015)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• [Liv gives Ravi a lecture back at the lab] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I am literally going through hell. Do you even care?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'Literally'

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : It's not my fault! All my friends are cold-hearted bitches, and that includes the men. Why is everyone abandoning me? Why?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv throws her bag down and sits on the couch]  I'm sorry. I just really need a pinot and some salty chocolate right now.

• [Liv prepares to eat the brains of Taylor Fowler] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I've never had a lady-who-lunches for lunch.

  [the scene cuts to the scenes of Liv slicing Taylor's brain, a tomato, opening a can of tuna, biting into her tuna salad] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : She looks as tasty as she was tasteful.

  [Ravi eats a handful of cheerios from a jar] 

• [Ravi holds one of Taylor Fowler's breast implants] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : She must have taken quite a fall. The other implant burst on impact.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi throws up and catches the implant in front of Liv and Clive]  German. Top of the line.

• [Liv asks both Clive and Ravi out for drinks and a bite to eat] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Hey, later-later, like Friday, I was thinking we could all grab a drink after work, maybe get a bite to eat? I mean, if you guys are free. It's just been a while since we got together.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Friday's tricky, yeah. I've been seeing Stephanie. You know, the girl I met at the club. Been seeing a lot of her, actually. She's trying to get Friday night off work so she can fix me a home-cooked meal. Turns out, right, she's got this whole Martha Stewart side to her. Which combined with her raw honesty and lack of intellectual pretense giving me a sense of emotional intimacy I've not felt in a long time, you know?

  Clive Babineaux : [Liv quietly stares at Clive who answers]  Can't, busy.

• [Liv comes to the lab wearing a bright blue dress, wearing make-up, with straight hair] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I'm confused. Is this a Seattle morgue or a Milan catwalk?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : You like? It's my roommate's. I literally had nothing to wear until she gave me a free pass to raid her closet. I thought this was a good look for work, because I wear this dress like someone's paying me to.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, as I do with this.

  [Ravi gives a twist in his lab coat] 

• [Ravi gives Liv some advice about what to do in regards to Peyton Charles returning to the city] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Look, you and Peyton have been best friends since college. You don't just casually walk away from that. Now, I bet she'll want to be back in your life. Maybe not right away. But eventually. And when she does, I hope you've left the door open.

• [Ravi arrives home calling out for Major] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [a dog greets Ravi at the front door]  Hello there, boy. Uh... When did we get a...

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [as Peyton and Major step our from around the corner]  Peyton.