The Muppets. (TV Series)

Pig's in a Blackout (2015)

David Rudman: Janice, Scooter

Quotes 

• Scooter : [freaked out]  I broke Kermit's show!

  The Great Gonzo : [one-on-one interview]  I feel sorry for Scooter. Being in charge is not easy. But you know what I learned when I was shot into Niagara Falls? Sometimes you gotta ask for help. Yeah. And learn French in case the wind carries you to the Canadian side.

• Kermit the Frog : Scooter, why was Sweetums driving around with a giant block of butter?

  Scooter : Uh, well, because Patrick Dempsey got a poison ivy rash.

  Kermit the Frog : What, are you gonna rub his body down with butter?

  Scooter : What? Ew! K... Kermit! No! Ew! Dempsey canceled, so we're filling that segment with Swedish Chef carving a butter sculpture of Piggy's head.

• The Great Gonzo : Scooter, you're not going anywhere. What is the oldest saying in Hollywood?

  Scooter : Uh... "This is where we should put Hollywood"?

  The Great Gonzo : No. "The show must go on."

  Scooter : Well, why would you say that before Hollywood exists?

  The Great Gonzo : [sighs]  Look, Scooter, what I'm trying to say is... I believe in you. And it doesn't matter how scared you are. You can do this. You have to do this.