"Galavant" Bewitched, Bothered, and Belittled (TV Episode 2016) - Timothy Omundson as King Richard

[Richard pulls out the enormous Jewel of Valencia]

Galavant : Where did you get that?

King Richard : I smuggled it out when we escaped from the kingdom.

Galavant : How? We didn't have anything with us.

King Richard : I swallowed it!

Galavant : It's huge.

King Richard : Believe me, I know. I had to slather it with bacon grease to choke it down.

Galavant : Richard, that's insane.

King Richard : No, what's insane is when it came out. Do you remember that day on the ship when I was screaming for hours? Well, now I know what my mother was always complaining about.
King Richard : She's like a sister! And not the kind of sister you marry.
Galavant : Why don't we all go for dinner tonight, hmmm? Somewhere candlelit?

King Richard : So... anywhere?

Galavant : Yeah, pretty much anywhere at all.
Galavant : I was thinking from here on out, maybe I'd do the hero thing... alone.

King Richard : What? Why?

Galavant : Well, because you nearly got us killed by those mercenaries and the mercenaries before that or any of the other countless times you've put our lives in jeopardy.
Galavant : Maybe you could spend some more time with Roberta. I mean, you two obviously have something going on.

King Richard : You mean her? Are you serious?

Galavant : No, I was just saying it to get out of an awkward situation. But actually, now that I think about it - yeah, that would be a really good way to get you out of my hair!

Timothy Omundson: King Richard