Wunschpunsch (TV Series)

Money Can't Buy Happiness (2001)

Harry Hill: Jacob Scribble

Quotes 

• Maurizio di Mauro : Do you understand anything in this riddle?

  Jacob Scribble : The spell will end if you try, give money for something you can't buy...

  Maurizio di Mauro : Give money, huh? Well, first we need to get some, right? Well, that shouldn't be too difficult.

  [He sees an ATM spitting out bills and making a large mound of cash] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : There!

  [Maurizio dives into the cash pile] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : I got some! Easy, no?

  [a crowd of men comes rushing towards the pile and tumble around grabbing money. The ATM runs out of cash, so the men run away. Maurizio is left dazed on the sidewalk. There's a single bill left in front of him] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : Well, at least it wasn't a complete loss.

  [a man snatches the bill from Maurizio's hand and runs off laughing madly] 

  Jacob Scribble : Looks like we'll have to find some other way to get money, Maurizio.