Wunschpunsch (TV Series)

Achoo! (2002)

Harry Hill: Jacob Scribble

Quotes 

• [Jacob and Maurizio are standing on the edge of a fish tank at the aquarium] 

  Jacob Scribble : We're going to make these fish sneeze, because as far as I know, fish don't have noses!

  Maurizio di Mauro : Hmm, but they have plenty of teeth. Well, I'll take your word for it, but... are you sure it's safe? Y-you know, I don't like water much. Nor fish. Except when they're on my plate.

  Jacob Scribble : Of course it's safe. If you'll just be careful...

  [Jacob starts sprinkling pepper into the tank. Unfortunately, Maurizio tumbles into the tank. He comes face to face with the fish, who grin menacingly at him. Maurizio swims frantically away, and the fish give chase. He surfaces, yelling, and swims back and forth] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : Jacob, help! Help!

  [Jacob flies in and carries Moe out of the tank. He sets him down on the floor. Maurizio spits water] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : They didn't even sneeze! I told you it wasn't a good idea.

  [He blows a raspberry at the fish]