- Russ Montgomery: [Hooking up Emma's laptop] Okay, now if I was a teenage girl, how would I choose to hide my secret communication with my super secret boyfriend?
- [Types, notices something strange]
- Russ Montgomery: Hello? Why hide a calculator app? Unless it holds the combination key to your heart? E-m-i-r... Bingo!
- [Looks at his watch]
- Russ Montgomery: 60 seconds, I must be getting slower. Also must be getting senile, 'cause now I'm talking to myself
- Jack Garrett: [opening quote, Turkish text reads: "Güneste yanmayan gölgenin kiymetini bilmez"] A Turkish proverb tells us: "Who is never been burned in the sun, won't know the value of shadow"
- Matt Simmons: What are the chances that two nearly identical American girls get in trouble in Turkey at the same time?
- Mae Jarvis: Uh, about the same as being hit by a lightning while being eaten by a shark