- Louis Theroux: [Q&A] Marty Rathburn called me "a rimless zero". I suppose that's even less than zero because without the rim it's just the nothingness in the middle.
- Adam Buxton: It sounds vaguely obscene, doesn't it? "Look at my rimless zero!" Ahem!
- Adam Buxton: [Q&A, who goes first] You seem to be having a Politeness War...
- Louis Theroux: [Pitch routine] But I've heard it's just brainwashing.
- Actor-Scientologist: It is, it's mind-numbing!
- Louis Theroux: No, I was doing the thing.
- Actor-Scientologist: Come on! Do I look brainwashed to you?
- Bullbaiting Scientologist: With all the foster payments are you sure you're going to be able to cover your nut?
- Adam Buxton: [Q&A] Hello, I'm Adam Buxton.
- [whoops from the audience]
- Adam Buxton: Damn right.
- Louis Theroux: [Q&A. Microphone Feedback] Only a Scientologist can make that noise. We're all Entheta...
- Bullbaiting Scientologist: You don't get it, Marty, they've hardly noticed you're gone!