The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)

Patton Oswalt: Max

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• Rooster : Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever?

  Max : That's Liam. He likes to run.

  Rooster : So let him run.

  Max : Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree.

  Rooster : So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem?

  Max : Well, he could fall.

  Rooster : He might.

  Max : And he hurts himself.

  Rooster : So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.

  Max : I, uh...

  Rooster : He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?

  Max : Like, multiple cords?

  Rooster : One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.

• Rooster : The first step of not being afraid is *acting* like you're not afraid. So, are you scared?

  Max : [cowering down and shaking with fear]  No.

  Rooster : *Are* you scared?

  Max : [brings himself up to full height with confidence]  No! No, I'm not!

  Rooster : Now you're talking.

• Katie : Hey, Maxie. Let's go for a walk.

  Max : [as he's going for a walk with Katie]  Ah, I gotta admit this is nice.

  [Max walks by another dog with its owner] 

  Dog : I don't want to go to the vet!

  Max : Uh, the vet!

  [he stops walking] 

  Max : No! No, no, no!

  Katie : Come on, buddy!

  Max : You tricked me!

  [Katie pulls on Max's leash dragging him into the vet] 

• Snowball : [Snowball is dressed in his superhero outfit]  Good morning, New York City!

  [starts singing his superhero theme as he's posing for a flight off] 

  Max : Snowball, what are you doing?

  Snowball : What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff.

• Max : Gotta say, not a big fan of the farm.

• Max : [Setting off on a dangerous mission]  I'm going to find my inner Rooster.

• Max : [comes up to him]  Hey Rooster.

  Rooster : Hey kid, good job today.

  Max : Yeah? Well I... I got to admit I feel pretty good. I'm not so nervous around... the farm or you or... the turkey who won't stop folowing me!

  Max : [looks at the turkey]  Yeah, I SEE YOU, you weirdo!

  Rooster : Hmmph.

  [hops on top of the truck] 

  Max : Anyway I heard Katie say were leaving tomorrow... Oh uh...

  Rooster : [Begins to howl] 

  Max : You want me to uh... You want me to go?

  Rooster : [chuckles]  Oh, it's just what we do out there. You wanna join me?

  Max : [stammers]  Oh but... Y-Yeah! Okay, cool!

  [climbs up on top of the truck] 

  Rooster : Heh. You're ready to try. Awoooooooooooooooo!

  Max : Awoooooo...

  Rooster : Come on, kid, DEEPER, deep from your gut.

  [joins in for a group howl] 

  Rooster : There you go.

  Max : Heh.

  [continues howling at the moon with Rooster] 

• [first lines] 

  Max : Ah kids. Everybody loves them, right? You'll probably love kids.

  Additional Voices : [his dog taking his sandwich]  Hey!

  Max : I gotta admit. I don't. That's me by the way. I'm Max. I'm the little dog right there, grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children.

  Additional Voices : [runs to them falls off on the ground gets up chucking]  Wait for me!

  Max : [frustrated]  Ugh, can you believe that?

  Duke : Heh heh! Having your kid looks like fun.

  Additional Voices : Nah man, it ain't fun. i'm telling you once the humans bring a kid home, you're life ain't the same.

  Additional Voices : [saw them riding an Old English Sheepdog then a kid was shouting]  Heh. Seen it a billion times.