- Alex Dunphy: Oh, I don't know, Haley. I mean, he is really cute and really smart and really funny, but, oh, he's always wearing clogs.
- Haley Dunphy: Oh, no, no. If he is not a chef, a nurse, or a tulip salesman, you need to run.
- Phil Dunphy: Hey, if you mother had that attitude about a man in clogs, you two wouldn't have a dad.