The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Mystery Date Observation (2015)
Stephen Merchant: Dave Gibbs
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : If you don't mind me asking, why did you and your wife split up?
Dave : Oh, you know how it is. We wanted different things. I wanted children, and she wanted a pastry chef named Jean-Philippe.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry.
Dave : Ah, that's fine. That's why I left England. It reminded me too much of her - cold, gloomy and easily accessed by a Frenchman through a tunnel.
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[last lines]
Dave : Thanks for driving me home.
Amy Farrah Fowler : No problem. I'm really sorry about your car.
Dave : Oh, it's all right. If you're free next weekend, I'd like to take you out again.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Um, listen, you're a really nice guy, but I just, I don't think this is working out.
Dave : Oh. OK.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm, I'm really sorry.
Dave : Aif- At least the same woman that rejected Sheldon Cooper rejected me.
Amy Farrah Fowler : There you go, huh!
Dave : If I ever do meet him, we'll have that in common.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sure, huh.
Dave : And he's kissed you, and I've kissed you, so if you think about it...
Amy Farrah Fowler : OK, get out.
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Dave : You know, I once drove 500 miles to hear him speak at Stanford.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I have a DVD of that lecture.
Dave : Really? Wasn't it great?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Not as a Valentine's present, no.
Dave : Well next time you watch it, I'm the bloke who asked the question that he said was stupid and obvious. It was the nicest thing he said to anyone there,