Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2015)

Jonathan Forbes: Fergal

Quotes 

• Fergal : Where is Fran today?

  Chris : We're not currently attending any public engagements together... Barometrically, we combine to create an atmosphere that is somewhat shitty... We flipped a coin for this one... I lost... No offence.

• Rob Norris : How do you guys not get pregnant?

  Chris : Same way I don't get the postman pregnant... Fran and I haven't fucked in just over two years.

  Fergal : Why, man, can you not... ?

  Chris : Yeah, but it doesn't get quite big or hard enough to bridge the fucking gulf that's opened up between us... It would take at least ten very hard, very long penises.