Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2015)

Rob Delaney: Rob Norris

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• Rob Norris : How do you guys not get pregnant?

  Chris : Same way I don't get the postman pregnant... Fran and I haven't fucked in just over two years.

  Fergal : Why, man, can you not... ?

  Chris : Yeah, but it doesn't get quite big or hard enough to bridge the fucking gulf that's opened up between us... It would take at least ten very hard, very long penises.

• Sharon Morris : This is going to sound awful, but I just worry that I don't love Muireann the way I love Frankie.

  Rob Norris : Is that why you gave her a crazy name?