Blindspot (TV Series)

Authentic Flirt (2015)

Ennis Esmer: Gord Enver, Rich Dotcom

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Quotes 

• [Rich Dotcom meets the undercover Agent Weller and Jane Doe at the party] 

  Gord Enver : Sorry to have to put you through all this hassle, to get up here. You know, I gotta play it safe. Hmm. Um, hello. I don't have to tell you. I'm talking to two real-life, actual assassins. I gotta tell you, this is very exciting to me.

  Gord Enver : [Rich Dotcom takes a drink]  Mm! Did they pat you down? Not that that matters, 'cause I'm sure you could probably kill somebody with a spoon. Heck, you probably don't even need the spoon.

  Gord Enver : [Rich Dotcom looks and smiles at Weller's stern face]  So bad-ass.

• [Rich Dotcom hits on Jane Doe about her and her supposed husband, Agent Weller] 

  Gord Enver : I mean, what's the deal with you and Stubbles over there? Are you guys really... open, or is it a committed thing? 'Cause if it's the latter, I mean... I'm okay to just watch, you know? It's something that I've discovered I really actually like doing. I don't know where it comes from, but it really just turns me on, you know? It's just sort of part of this journey, so... do you think he'd be cool with that? Do you think he'd be open to that sort of thing? Do you think he's an open person?

  Kurt Weller : [Weller walks between the two]  We doing this or what?

  Gord Enver : [in Bulgarian]  You like the jealous type?

  Jane Doe : [in Bulgarian back]  I like all types.

• [Rich Dotcom tells Jane Doe and Agent Weller about checking out the necklace] 

  Gord Enver : Now, you just can't leave the party until the necklace checks out. And if it doesn't you're both dead. I'm kidding. Or am I? Sometimes, I don't even know.

• [Rich Dotcom tells Agent Weller to lighten up] 

  Gord Enver : I got $100,000 worth of caviar downstairs, and some wine that's older than the First World War. So... enjoy yourselves. This guy in particular. Look at that stern mug on your face. You need to let loose, man. I mean, it's Friday night, for cryin' out loud.

  Kurt Weller : It's Tuesday.

  Gord Enver : Well, it's Friday somewhere.

• [Rich Dotcom catches Jane Doe and Agent Weller wrestling with the other buyer downstairs] 

  Gord Enver : Trying to throw a fun party for my best friend Carl, then I hear somebody's broken into my office and destroyed a very expensive Dutch surveillance system. Then I see my favorite couple down here playing grab-ass with a valued customer. I gotta admit I'm a little upset. Is someone gonna start talking because otherwise my imagination is gonna start to go. And I tend to err on the side of scary and paranoid.

• [Agent Weller and Jane Doe walk Rich Dotcom out to the helicopter to leave Dotcom's island property] 

  Kurt Weller : I want you to ask these two to bring back the chopper.

  Gord Enver : Gotcha.

  Gord Enver : [the three approach the two guards]  Hey, guys! Crazy night tonight. Um, can you do me a favor and kill these two, please?

  [the guards pull their guns on Agent Weller and Jane Doe as Weller holds Dotcom as a human shield] 

  Gord Enver : Hey, shouldn't I be dead already?

• [Agent Weller holds Rich Dotcom hostage in front of his two armed guards] 

  Gord Enver : Yeah, okay. You're cops. Feds, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, if you were mercenaries you wouldn't have bothered to recover the second list. I'm right, aren't I? Yeah. And, see, cops don't shoot the suspects they have in custody - it's against the law. So, now that my men have their guns out, why don't you put yours down and we can call it a night. Or you could kill me, and then they'll kill you. I'm sure you've done the math on that.

  [Agent Weller and Jane Doe fire and kill the two guards] 

  Gord Enver : Or there's that.

• [Jane Doe confirms Rich Dotcom's name again] 

  Jane Doe : I - I'm sorry, you said your name is Rich Dotcom?

  Gord Enver : Yeah, my mom was a big fan of the internet.

  Gord Enver : [Weller and Jane remain silent]  That's a joke.

  Gord Enver : [Weller and Jane look at each other]  You guys are as funny as I thought you'd be.