The Magicians (TV Series)
Homecoming (2016)
Olivia Taylor Dudley: Alice Quinn
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Quotes
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Alice Quinn : I was making out with who?
Quentin Coldwater : Uh, nobody.
Alice Quinn : You said I was there making out with someone.
Quentin Coldwater : No. Yes. Not - I mean, not that it's important. It was sort of Julia.
Alice Quinn : Julia. Your lifelong crush.
Quentin Coldwater : Dreams are weird. People are naked, and animals are smoking cigarettes.
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Alice Quinn : Maybe you should get checked out at the infirmary.
Eliot Waugh : [laughs] That's nonsense. Me strong like bull. Let's go on a quest.
Margo Hanson : You two go talk to Alice's whatever. Eliot, honey, maybe you and I should go upstairs and rest.
Eliot Waugh : [Stands] Wait, wait, wait. Are my eyes open or closed right now?
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Quentin Coldwater : [In Alice's childhood room] It's like going back in time to 2004.
[Picks up a CD]
Quentin Coldwater : The "Garden State" soundtrack?
Alice Quinn : Hey, that was cool when it came out.
Quentin Coldwater : [Picks up a book] "The Joy of Sex"? Is that, uh, Stephanie?
Alice Quinn : My dad. He meant well. But my mom made him give me the version from the '70s because she thinks that kids should know what pubic hair looks like.
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Alice Quinn : I can't imagine what you must be thinking of me right now.
Quentin Coldwater : It's cool. I'm, like, really into damaged chicks.
Alice Quinn : Like Julia?
Quentin Coldwater : Alice, I don't know what you think Julia and I were, but the truth is that we weren't anything. We were two kids who tested well, got placed together, and I got a crush because that's how hormones work, and she didn't, and I got over it, and the end.
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Alice Quinn : I'm kind of new to this whole thing, if you hadn't guessed. All my past relationships were, like, you know, at a party. "Can we just do this standing up?" kind of thing.
Quentin Coldwater : Well, the fact that you could want to have sex with anyone after living in this house is pretty impressive.
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Joe : It's a beacon. You cast it here, and the fountain for this world lights up there.
Alice Quinn : Okay, so how do we cast it?
Joe : Well, there are some specific requirements, sexually speaking.
Quentin Coldwater : Wait. It's sex magic?
Joe : All magic where I'm from is sex magic. Thought you knew that. I could perform it with you if you'd prefer. I'm a heck of a pinch hitter.
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Quentin Coldwater : Let's find your dragons, and I - oh, hey, look.
[Sees Julia as Princess Leia and Alice as Daenerys making out]
Quentin Coldwater : I respect the shit out of you both, and you are leaders, and you're people, and I'm a feminist-...
Alice Quinn : If you would just shut up for two seconds, this sex dream would pass the Bechdel test, Quentin.
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Alice Quinn : When I was ten, my dad caught my mom having an affair, and he threatened to commit suicide.
Quentin Coldwater : Oh, my God.
Alice Quinn : He said he had to go extreme just to get her attention, which was psychotic, but he wasn't wrong. I think he would have done it if she hadn't come around.
Quentin Coldwater : Well, now I kind of feel like a dick for making fun of your "Garden State" soundtrack.
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Alice Quinn : Dad, I need to talk to Mom, like, now. It's important.
Daniel Quinn : Well, after a frolic, she'll usually head for the tepidarium.
Alice Quinn : Can you please just call it the bath?
Daniel Quinn : Nonsense. This is my domus. I shall call it what I please.
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Stephanie Quinn : Your father loves Joe.
Alice Quinn : I don't understand. I thought you were hiding him from him.
Stephanie Quinn : Nope. Alice, you make me sound so melodramatic.
[sighs]
Stephanie Quinn : Fine, yes, sure. At first, yeah, your father was a touch sensitive, but then he figured out that Joe could work for both of us, so now he's our third, you know, in a sort of polyamorous-triad sense.
Alice Quinn : So you and Joe and-...
Stephanie Quinn : Yeah. Joe's anatomy is adaptable. He's like a Swiss Army knife. He's good for every occasion
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Stephanie Quinn : I've never been prouder, although I must say this one seems like an awful lot of work.
Alice Quinn : Who? Quentin?
Stephanie Quinn : You're complicated. You need somebody who gets that about you. Maybe several people.
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Alice Quinn : Evert second I spend in this place, it's just I just feel like I'm being pulled back into this version of me when I was, like, 12 and furious and invisible and mute.