- Allison: So why do I need a guardian angel? There are so many people that need a guardian angel more than I do.
- Amy: Well, and they all have them. You see, guardian angels are like herpes. Everyone has a version of it that they don't know about, and no matter how hard they try, they can't get rid of us.
- Allison: I tried to apologize to her but I don't think she heard me over the sound of her own yelling.