Ocean's Eight (2018)

James Corden: John Frazier

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Quotes 

• Debbie Ocean : [as she sits down]  Hello, John.

  John Frazier : Hello, Debbie. You look well, how long's it been?

  Debbie Ocean : A few years, minus good behavior.

  John Frazier : Right

  Debbie Ocean : Yeah

  John Frazier : Thank you for calling. I was gonna call you.

  Debbie Ocean : Yeah, I didn't do it.

  John Frazier : Of course not. You were just on camera 20 feet away while the jewels were being nicked. It's a coincidence.

  Debbie Ocean : No. That's a solid alibi.

  John Frazier : What is it? Is it genetic? Are the whole family like this?

  Debbie Ocean : Except for my Aunt Ida.

  John Frazier : Librarian?

  Debbie Ocean : Hmm. Homemaker.

  John Frazier : Right, I'm gonna make this easy for you. I don't want you. I just want the necklace. I don't care. I'll say I found it in a cab.

  Debbie Ocean : How about some of it?

  John Frazier : How much?

  Debbie Ocean : Hypothetically, 10%.

  John Frazier : And where's the hypothetical rest?

  Debbie Ocean : Oh, I don't know. Literally.

  John Frazier : Oh, God. This is exhausting! I mean, when they said come over, I was like... Ugh. You know, with the jet lag, the time difference, Arsenal in the Cup Final this weekend. But now I'm here. It's bloody interesting.

  Debbie Ocean : Yeah?

  John Frazier : So it's not just profit, it's revenge. It's a twofer.

  [about Claude] 

  John Frazier : He frames you, you frame him, scores are settled.

• John Frazier : [to Claude]  Problem is, the necklace has been stolen and a fake has been put in its place. Right now, you're the person with the greatest opportunity.

  Claude Becker : Why would I wanna steal a necklace?

  John Frazier : That's what I keep asking myself. Why would this guy, who's got everything,

  [pointing at statues] 

  John Frazier : two of these... Why would that guy wanna steal a necklace?

  Claude Becker : What was your answer?

  John Frazier : Maybe he doesn't have everything.

• John Frazier : [to the Cartier reps]  I'm not a member of law enforcement. I work with the insurance carrier. Which means I'm either looking for fraud or I'm looking for the real necklace. Beyond that, I couldn't care less.

• John Frazier : [points to the pictures]  Do you know this woman?

  Daphne Kluger : No.

  John Frazier : Debbie Ocean, convicted felon. Her brother, Danny Ocean, more convicted felon. She was present on the night of the incident.

  Daphne Kluger : Did she steal the necklace?

  John Frazier : Apparently not, she's the only one with an alibi. Smiling at the camera the entire time.

  Daphne Kluger : Oooh! So?

  John Frazier : So I have five innocent people who seem to be suspects, and someone who should be a suspect but isn't. I have cameras covering every inch of the museum, except for the loo, where $150 million was stolen from that neck, your neck.

• John Frazier : [to the Cartier reps]  Whoever stole this necklace managed to get out without being detected. Which means we're looking for someone very smart. Gentlemen. I've seen a thoroughbred racehorse thrown into a tree shredder. People will go to great lengths to defraud an insurance carrier.

• John Frazier : ...I mean when they said come over I was like, ugh, you know with the jet lag, the time difference, Arsenal in the cup final this weekend, but now I'm here, it's bloody interesting now...