- Sharon Morris: I think I've been assaulted.
- Rob Norris: What?
- Sharon Morris: The man massaged my tits.
- Rob Norris: What man?
- Sharon Morris: What man? The massager... He massaged my tits.
- Rob Norris: What did you do? Did you ask him to stop?
- Sharon Morris: No, I didn't. He w... It's Paris, you were asleep...
- Rob Norris: What do you want me to do? Do you want me to complain?
- Sharon Morris: I tipped him... You were asleep! I had to pay them. You know, you have to tip... It's Paris!
- Chris: Fran's seeing someone. I'm... 95% sure.
- Rob Norris: Why are you so sure?
- Chris: She told me... But I figured there's a 5% chance she's lying just to piss me off.