- Charlie 'Donuts' Coates: So what, we just sit here all night with a killer on the loose?
- Joe Caputo: A killer is not on the loose. A killer is in prison.
- Nicky Nichols: I've been clean for three years.
- [pause]
- Nicky Nichols: Alright, three days, three hours. I'm fine, I'm quitting. You know where to cop.
- Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett: No. No.
- Nicky Nichols: Alright, so I'm definitely quitting.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: I need to sleep. It's nighttime. If I don't get enough sleep, my circadian rhythm gets off, and I'm tired during the day. Down becomes up. I got the eyesie closies and the head-nod, sleepie-jerk wakies. It's chaos!
- Dawn: Thanks Suzanne. Have a nice day.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: Hey! that's my line. But that's okay. I don't own the copyright. Public domain.
- Desi Piscatella: It's *your* type of criminal, that I find the most offensive.
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: Are we talking about old women or all women?
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: We didn't get to finish dinner, so are we gonna, like, get a second dinner like Hobbits, or...
- Nicky Nichols: Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle, or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?
- Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett: [to Nicky Nicols] Oh, you're just pacing around. You kinda like Pac-man chased by ghosts.