- Kim Burgess: [at a pool party full of drunken morons] I can literally feel my IQ dropping the longer we're here.
- Julie Tay: Really? I just feel overdressed.
- Sylvie Brett: "Her hand grabbed the hose. It was charged, pulsing with energy like a starving animal, barely contained by its unbreakable chains."
- Joe Cruz: The hose or the animal?
- Christopher Herrmann: I'm gonna be sick.
- Sylvie Brett: "The firehouse was quiet except for the beating of Genevieve's heart."
- Randall McHolland: We really don't have to hear the whole...
- Joe Cruz, Brian Zvonecek: SHUT UP!
- Brian Zvonecek: Keep reading, Brett.
- Sylvie Brett: "Just then, Genevieve's lesbian ambulance partner, Mellissa Jay, arrived. 'The temperature is scorching outside,' she said, dabbing her sweaty brow with a lacy cloth."
- Brian Zvonecek: Wait a second. What's Genevieve's last name?
- Sylvie Brett: Lawson.
- Joe Cruz: [clear throat] So... the paramedics are Lawson and Jay?
- Brian Zvonecek: And the lieutenant is banging the chief's assistant in the coatroom?
- Joe Cruz: Wait, that means that someone in this house...
- Christopher Herrmann: What? It ain't me.
- Joe Cruz: Proceed.
- Sylvie Brett: "The steam in the shower began to rise."
- Kelly Severide: You have no coffee.
- Stella Kidd: I'm trying to kick the caffeine.
- Kelly Severide: How much do you drink at the House?
- Stella Kidd: It's right there, what am I supposed to do?
- Kelly Severide: *I'm* sleepwalking into work this morning.
- Gabriela Dawson: You love being a firefighter, don't you?
- Matthew Casey: Huh?
- Gabriela Dawson: You love it, and you're great at it.
- Matthew Casey: Yeah. I've always loved it, and sometimes I'm pretty good at it, yeah. Why?
- Gabriela Dawson: No reason.
- Matthew Casey: You have a reason for everything.