- [All of the people of Squaw's Ankle run away at the mention of Lazy Jay Ranch]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Maybe we oughta leave, too. Whilst we are able.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Oh, Bullwinkle! You're not going to let them scare you away, are ya?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I was toying with the idea, yes.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, come on!
- Narrator: And so, undaunted...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, only slightly daunted.
- Narrator: - our friends set out for the Lazy Jay Ranch.
- [Bullwinkle tries to round up a worm that's strayed from the herd. The defiant worm sticks its tongue out at Bullwinkle and blows a raspberry]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That does it! No early worm can give *me* the bird!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [regains consciousness after fainting] Did... Did I hear you right? This is a worm ranch?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: A worm ranch?
- Narrator: A worm ranch?
- Lazy Jay: Say, if you fellas could get together, you'd make a fine trio.
- Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose, Narrator: A worm ranch!
- Lazy Jay: See? I told you.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, what do you raise on this ranch?
- Lazy Jay: I'd better whisper it.
- [whispers in Bullwinkle's ear]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: WHAT?
- [Bullwinkle faints]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle! Gee, he fainted! What did you say to him?
- Lazy Jay: I'd better whisper it.
- [whispers in Rocky's ear]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: WHAT?
- [Rocky faints]
- Narrator: Good heavens! Both of our heroes have fainted! Well, but what did you say to them?
- Lazy Jay: Just told them what we raised on this ranch.
- Narrator: Well, what is it?
- Narrator: I'd better whisper it. Worms.
- Narrator: WORMS?
- [the narrator faints]