Galavant (TV Series)

About Last Knight (2016)

Robert Lindsay: Wormwood

Quotes 

• Wormwood : My plan is almost ready, Barry.

  Barry : Your wedding plan?

  Wormwood : Yes, and my evil plan.

  Barry : I thought that was a plot.

  Wormwood : Oh for... Actually, if I'm being honest, I'm losing track myself.

• Isabella : Mr. Wormwood, we need to talk!

  [she hurls a magical tiara at him] 

  Chester Wormwood : My lady, there's a perfectly good explanation.

  Isabella : You were using it to control my mind and take over our kingdom as part of some nefarious scheme!

  Chester Wormwood : Okay, yes, that is the explanation.

• Sid : If you're in Valencia, be careful. The king and queen are crazy, war-minded monsters.

  Chester Wormwood : Crazy, war-minded monsters? What a wonderful coincidence.

• Chester Wormwood : Oh Princess, I'm a master of the dark arts. Yes, and the only thing to kill me is the sword wielded by the one true king to unite them all, and no one knows where that is!

  [cutaway to Richard sitting on a log, using the butt of the sword to crack walnuts] 

  Isabella : I can still have them chop off your arms!

  Chester Wormwood : Ha!

  [the guards draw their swords] 

  Chester Wormwood : Oh. Can you? Can she? Yes, hadn't thought of that.

• Isabella : Be gone, Chester Wormwood. You are banished from Hortensia!

  Chester Wormwood : Fine. You win, for now! But mark my words, I will return to take this kingdom by force, and you and your family will decorate my highest tower, with your heads!... Oh, but don't forget, the wedding is fast approaching, so have the groomsman's gifts engraved with their initials. It's a classy move... But you will die, I swear!... Oh, and don't forget to tip the waiters on the day. Oh, they work so hard... ROT IN HELL, SWINE!

• [Sid bumps into Barry and Wormwood in The Forest of Coincidence] 

  Sid : I'm trying to put as much distance as I can between myself and an insane king and queen.

  Barry : Oh, believe me, we get that! We've just been kicked out by Princess Isabella.

  Sid : Princess Isabella? She's one of the people I'm looking for!

  Chester Wormwood : Really? How incredible!

  Sid : I'm desperate to find her and her true love, Galavant.

  Chester Wormwood : What are you talking about? Galavant told her he wished she would die... in a fart, if I remember correctly.

  Sid : Galavant never makes fart jokes! No, there must be a misunderstanding. I have to find him right away, but how?

  [a serf mysteriously appears behind Wormwood] 

  Serf : Excuse me, did you say Galavant? Oh, I hear he's staying at his father's place just a five day's walk away from here.

• Madalena : I do have one last birthday surprise that unexpectedly arrived. I think you're going to love it.

  [Chester Wormwood enters] 

  Madalena : How would you like an unprovoked war with the kingdom of Hortensia?

  Gareth : Best birthday present ever.

  [Madalena and Wormwood menacing laugh] 

  Wormwood : Tick-tock.